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Some were born llama, some achieved llamahood, and some have llama thrust upon them.

People sometimes ask me which I am, a valid but culturally oblivious question. Those who are llamas to the llama power, embodying all aspects of llamahood, are conveniently referred to as llama stallions. Much like the beasts of Narnia, talking llamas are not to be confused with the dumb ones made into the “spicy llama” pizza topping you are most familiar with. It’s also quite ignorant to accuse me of cannibalism for having eaten this (particularly because of the different species issue), but also because they were affiliated with an enemy tribe and this is a customary method of asserting dominance in victory– llamas are ruthlessly pragmatic about such things. We have a saying, “it’s not awkward or degrading if it’s efficient.”

Anyhow, if you’d like to know more about llamas, and the particular llama stallion cosplaying as Enoch the Human, subscribe. If you’d like to know particulars, there’s a contact page where you can be in touch. Ride free,

CarlTheLlama

51 thoughts on “About”

  1. Your talent in writing far proceeds the today world. I hope and pray people read with the intelligence it deserves.

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