Sheriff Gary, quite contrary
Claps for Hook but shoots the fairy.
"Think of the hazards if lost boys flew;
Find some other freedom, I'll protect this one from you!
Let me be clear about Schroedinger's ETH:
Come in and talk, into Ticktock Croc's teeth!
IPOs technically align you with Bald Eagle,
But unless they're linked to MIT, your actions are illegal.
I wasn't locked up with Sam, he was locked in with me:
As new cop on the beat, right behind South New York,
I'm suing him now! Between us he's a very dead horse!
Sure, that will transfer loot from the victims to me-
Think of the system if left to investors:
Instability in one part could undo the rest, Mr. Smee!
AI's the newtech, crypto's not part of my plan,
Just childish fancies–
In my romcom dreams I'm a fabulous merman!
So teach them the rules by entrapping the fools
Our tradfi forces never declare war.
Unanswering questions stymies whole congress sessions,
Showing Kim bureaucrats influence far more!
Children need protecting (non-compliant moonboy snots!),
When it comes to ETFs, futures are safer than spots.
My staff retorts to urgent issues in the average number of days:
It takes time to filter out J.W., Elad, and Peirce–
Speed bumps dogging the price the taxpayer pays."
Gary Mesmer, gaslight Pilate
Guards Hook's Gold-Sachs, but you're the pirate.
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